This isn't the most flattering picture of me, but one look at this snapshot and you'll see why I'm saying ouch over and over again...
See those two little buds sticking out of my gums. TEETH! TEETH! It's about time!
I'm heading down to LA to celebrate the new year with Britney and J. Lo. and Lindsey and my other cougars. But before I headed out I wanted to give a shout out to my dad's bike, which successfully took me on my first bike ride the other day:
My parents bought this very cool bike seat for me. Instead of sitting in the rear and staring at my dad's...well, rear...I sit right in front of my dad between him and the handlebars in my own padded seat. It's really fun and comfy for me but my dad said that after the ride he felt like he'd just ridden a horse. He had to keep his knees turned out the entire time so he wouldn't keep kneeing me in the side. It was fun for me though! Giddyup daddy!
Also a big shout out to the Kaplan clan who came to visit me yesterday. I have so much fun with them! They make funny faces at me. Babies like me love that.
That's it for now - off to pack!
Love,
Spencer
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Thursday, December 25, 2008
merry xmas - hey wait, i'm jewish!
To celebrate the holiday, I decided to post the video I sent in to "dancing with the stars." I'm still hoping to get selected for next season. Obviously, I'll be one of the stars, not one of the schlubs who dance with the stars. I hope they play electronic classical music on the show.
Love,
Spencer
Love,
Spencer
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Spencer launches bid to be appointed Illinois Senator
I feel the need to comment on some rumors swirling in the blogosphere. Let me be perfectly clear. In no way was I, nor were any of my handlers, implicated by any wire taps in the Blagojevich Senate-for-cash scandal. Of course, I'd make a great appointee for Senator from Illinois - if you're able to overlook some minor details, like I'm not from Illinois, and my official age is zero. But let me lay out my platform:
1. Lower drinking age to zero.
2. Lower driving age to zero.
3. Lower voting age to zero.
4. Fund a campaign targeted towards infants under the age of 2 educating them on the dangers of drinkng and driving, or drinking and voting, or driving and voting. These things just don't mix.
5. Change is good. Especially when you have a poopy diaper. If appointed, my parents will be the First Changers.
On a separate topic, it's my first Hanukkah, and I already know how to spell Hanukkah. I am such a rock star!
One other thing - I'm starting to practice in earnest to cement my position early as pre-school class clown. I'm not in pre-school yet, but it's never too early. Here are some class clown faces I've been working on:
And, finally, a ridiculously cute picture of yours truly!
Happy Hannukah!
Love,
Spencer
1. Lower drinking age to zero.
2. Lower driving age to zero.
3. Lower voting age to zero.
4. Fund a campaign targeted towards infants under the age of 2 educating them on the dangers of drinkng and driving, or drinking and voting, or driving and voting. These things just don't mix.
5. Change is good. Especially when you have a poopy diaper. If appointed, my parents will be the First Changers.
On a separate topic, it's my first Hanukkah, and I already know how to spell Hanukkah. I am such a rock star!
One other thing - I'm starting to practice in earnest to cement my position early as pre-school class clown. I'm not in pre-school yet, but it's never too early. Here are some class clown faces I've been working on:
And, finally, a ridiculously cute picture of yours truly!
Happy Hannukah!
Love,
Spencer
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
My apologies for the delay...
....but I've been working on something.
On a separate point, please join me in a moment of silence for the Arena Football League, which just announced that it's cancelling its 2009 season. I never saw an Arena Football Leage game. I never wanted to see one. I doubt I'd ever want to see one. But it just makes me sad. He hate me.
Love,
Spencer
On a separate point, please join me in a moment of silence for the Arena Football League, which just announced that it's cancelling its 2009 season. I never saw an Arena Football Leage game. I never wanted to see one. I doubt I'd ever want to see one. But it just makes me sad. He hate me.
Love,
Spencer
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Quite possibly the cutest video ever...
Reminds me a bit of the scene in Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid when Katharine Ross is on the bicycle - don't you think?
Love,
Spencer
Love,
Spencer
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Strange happenings afoot
Change is in the air. Obama is President. Ted Stevens isn't in the Senate for the first time since the civil war. My diaper has no poop in it. And, as you no doubt learned from the impersonal email from the blogger bot, my blog has officially become "invite-only."
"Spencer, is your head getting too big for your tiny infant body?" you may be thinking to yourself.
Well, no. Although I do blame the weight of my head for my current inability to walk without attracting a potential public drunkenness citation.
It turns out that recently we've been getting just a few too many hits on the blog for my parents' liking...including some (nice) comments from Malaysia and India...so we all agreed that we'd rather not have my face show up on someone's my space page photoshopped into the Pamela and Tommy Lee video. But if that did happen, I'd hope to be photoshopped in as a participant rather than some baby looking through the boat's windows.
Also, my website, www.spencerweinberg.com, will be password protected once my dad figures out how to accomplish that. For those of you with an insatiable appetitite for spencerabilia, the password will be spencerweinberg. My dad's got mad creativity skills.
So with that news discussed, I'm trying to upload the best video in history, but I'm afraid Blogger isn't working with me, so it'll have to wait until tomorrow....
I'm such a tease. Just like Pamela Anderson.
Instead, here are a few pictures from my trip to see my whole family - both Mom's and Dad's - in Los Angeles.
Here I am with my mom's family - mom, Grandma Joyce and Aunt Belinda. That's a whole lotta brown hair.
And here I am with my dad's family - my grandparents, aunt, uncle, and cousins. It's tough to get a good picture with all that craziness!
Here's everyone piling into bed with me to read me a bedtime story!
And...SURPRISE! I loved playing with hide and seek behind the kitchen door!
Love,
Spencer
"Spencer, is your head getting too big for your tiny infant body?" you may be thinking to yourself.
Well, no. Although I do blame the weight of my head for my current inability to walk without attracting a potential public drunkenness citation.
It turns out that recently we've been getting just a few too many hits on the blog for my parents' liking...including some (nice) comments from Malaysia and India...so we all agreed that we'd rather not have my face show up on someone's my space page photoshopped into the Pamela and Tommy Lee video. But if that did happen, I'd hope to be photoshopped in as a participant rather than some baby looking through the boat's windows.
Also, my website, www.spencerweinberg.com, will be password protected once my dad figures out how to accomplish that. For those of you with an insatiable appetitite for spencerabilia, the password will be spencerweinberg. My dad's got mad creativity skills.
So with that news discussed, I'm trying to upload the best video in history, but I'm afraid Blogger isn't working with me, so it'll have to wait until tomorrow....
I'm such a tease. Just like Pamela Anderson.
Instead, here are a few pictures from my trip to see my whole family - both Mom's and Dad's - in Los Angeles.
Here I am with my mom's family - mom, Grandma Joyce and Aunt Belinda. That's a whole lotta brown hair.
And here I am with my dad's family - my grandparents, aunt, uncle, and cousins. It's tough to get a good picture with all that craziness!
Here's everyone piling into bed with me to read me a bedtime story!
And...SURPRISE! I loved playing with hide and seek behind the kitchen door!
Love,
Spencer
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Happy Turkey Day
I got medieval on some turkey today. I hope you did, too.
It's so great to spend Thanksgiving with family! My grandpa, both of my grandmas, my Aunts Belinda and Carin, my uncle Jeff, and my cousins Sam, Ryan and Sydney are all with me, and I love to have them poke me and beg me to say their names. Joy.
We played our annual Turkey Day football game - kind of like the Kennedy's but much more Jewish. Well, this was our first annual football game. And it was barely football - mainly a bunch of zero to 7 year olds running around the streets of Tarzana chasing a very wet nerf. But I got my shoulder pads on and kicked some football butt. Although, admittedly, I needed my dad to get around...
I'll just leave you with a few adorable photos from the last week - lots of action shots, and more to come later in the weekend!
Love,
Spencer
It's so great to spend Thanksgiving with family! My grandpa, both of my grandmas, my Aunts Belinda and Carin, my uncle Jeff, and my cousins Sam, Ryan and Sydney are all with me, and I love to have them poke me and beg me to say their names. Joy.
We played our annual Turkey Day football game - kind of like the Kennedy's but much more Jewish. Well, this was our first annual football game. And it was barely football - mainly a bunch of zero to 7 year olds running around the streets of Tarzana chasing a very wet nerf. But I got my shoulder pads on and kicked some football butt. Although, admittedly, I needed my dad to get around...
I'll just leave you with a few adorable photos from the last week - lots of action shots, and more to come later in the weekend!
Love,
Spencer
Sunday, November 23, 2008
The world is just not fair
Are you kidding me? Sarah Palin is getting a $7M advance to write a book?
This, of course, begs the obvious question: Sarah Palin can write?
And the other obvious question: People who support Sarah Palin can read?
Think of all the wonderful good $7M could do for the world - for example, it could buy me 7 million jars of mango and pear baby food, which is pretty much baby crack. Or it could fully fund the Spencer Weinberg college account (which thankfully my dad still hasn't started, otherwise it'd be down 40%). Or it could feed a family of four Congolese Pygmies for life. Instead, it will pay someone to pay someone else to ghost write a book filled with material that four months ago nobody would have cared about....and hopefully four months from now it will be the same.
There, now that I've gotten that out, I have to say one more thing about Sarah Palin: she's still hot...you know, for a Governor. Then again, her competition consists of Ed Rendell, Bill Richardson and the blind guy from New York.
If I were to meet Sarah Palin at an infant playgroup next week, this is the look I'd give her...and I guarantee that this is a look that will make her swoon. I call it my "hey baby" look:
Have I mentioned that my parents think I'm officially nuts? Here I am tonight playing with my shoes before bedtime. Fine, I have a lot of energy...so sue me!
Love,
Spencer
This, of course, begs the obvious question: Sarah Palin can write?
And the other obvious question: People who support Sarah Palin can read?
Think of all the wonderful good $7M could do for the world - for example, it could buy me 7 million jars of mango and pear baby food, which is pretty much baby crack. Or it could fully fund the Spencer Weinberg college account (which thankfully my dad still hasn't started, otherwise it'd be down 40%). Or it could feed a family of four Congolese Pygmies for life. Instead, it will pay someone to pay someone else to ghost write a book filled with material that four months ago nobody would have cared about....and hopefully four months from now it will be the same.
There, now that I've gotten that out, I have to say one more thing about Sarah Palin: she's still hot...you know, for a Governor. Then again, her competition consists of Ed Rendell, Bill Richardson and the blind guy from New York.
If I were to meet Sarah Palin at an infant playgroup next week, this is the look I'd give her...and I guarantee that this is a look that will make her swoon. I call it my "hey baby" look:
Have I mentioned that my parents think I'm officially nuts? Here I am tonight playing with my shoes before bedtime. Fine, I have a lot of energy...so sue me!
Love,
Spencer
Sunday, November 16, 2008
I'm 10 months old today!
Yes, I'm still celebrating every monthly birthday. So sue me! As long as I still get presents for these "birthdays" I'm not stopping. Hey, wait, come to think of it... I didn't get a present today from my parents. What's up with that?
All you babies out there: I'm upset. After all we did for Barack - forming history's first baby PAC (Babies Behind Barack), coordinating million-baby crawls in major cities across the country, demanding change from our parents (although most of that was diaper-related) - has anyone noticed that not a single baby has been mentioned as a potential cabinet member? And I'm not counting John Kerry, who, truth be told, is a bit infantile. To be a bit self-centered, I think I would make an outstanding Secretary of Labor - after all, just 10 months ago I was responsible for 21 hours of labor (as my mom reminds me almost daily). So if I were made Secretary of Labor, how hard could taking notes for the Labor department be? Probably just a lot of screams and shrieks and cries for epidurals.
Now that I'm 10 months old, my parents have determined that I'm old enough to join the digital age. I finally have my own blackberry (well, during the time my dad's not using it...). A blackberry's like a thnead (from the Lorax) - which everyone needs. Not only can you send messages with it:
But also it tastes great with a bit of sugar and hummus:
One thing that's a bit upsetting to me is that I still don't have any teeth. I've heard that teeth can be very useful. I brush with my dad, but really that's just for show...
So I don't have teeth. I can live with that for now, because I know I'll get them and they'll be pristine and straight like Brad Pitt's or George Clooney's. My real hope, though, has been that I can have hair like them - you know, the kind of hair that make you want to go spend $250 to have a french whackjob named herve wash, cut and shape it into some creation that could have been designed by the angels themselves. I can tell you that my dad's brillo hair has never been shaped into anything except...well, brillo. But over the last month, my hopes have been dashed. I now present to you the beginnings of my curly, brillo hair. Ugh. So I guess I'll be more Jeff Goldlbum than Brad Pitt.
Oh well, maybe my teeth will be worthy of movie starlets.
Love,
Spencer
All you babies out there: I'm upset. After all we did for Barack - forming history's first baby PAC (Babies Behind Barack), coordinating million-baby crawls in major cities across the country, demanding change from our parents (although most of that was diaper-related) - has anyone noticed that not a single baby has been mentioned as a potential cabinet member? And I'm not counting John Kerry, who, truth be told, is a bit infantile. To be a bit self-centered, I think I would make an outstanding Secretary of Labor - after all, just 10 months ago I was responsible for 21 hours of labor (as my mom reminds me almost daily). So if I were made Secretary of Labor, how hard could taking notes for the Labor department be? Probably just a lot of screams and shrieks and cries for epidurals.
Now that I'm 10 months old, my parents have determined that I'm old enough to join the digital age. I finally have my own blackberry (well, during the time my dad's not using it...). A blackberry's like a thnead (from the Lorax) - which everyone needs. Not only can you send messages with it:
But also it tastes great with a bit of sugar and hummus:
One thing that's a bit upsetting to me is that I still don't have any teeth. I've heard that teeth can be very useful. I brush with my dad, but really that's just for show...
So I don't have teeth. I can live with that for now, because I know I'll get them and they'll be pristine and straight like Brad Pitt's or George Clooney's. My real hope, though, has been that I can have hair like them - you know, the kind of hair that make you want to go spend $250 to have a french whackjob named herve wash, cut and shape it into some creation that could have been designed by the angels themselves. I can tell you that my dad's brillo hair has never been shaped into anything except...well, brillo. But over the last month, my hopes have been dashed. I now present to you the beginnings of my curly, brillo hair. Ugh. So I guess I'll be more Jeff Goldlbum than Brad Pitt.
Oh well, maybe my teeth will be worthy of movie starlets.
Love,
Spencer
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Best way to guarantee four more years?
Palin 2012
Actually, I just got a little bit ill even thinking about that. I take it back. I think I've had my fill of baked alaska.
My prediction: Bristol's engagement will be off by Monday. In fact, it's probably off already and they're trying to get back the deposit on the wedding igloo.
My second prediction: if Bristol has a boy, they'll name it Joe. Either that or something like Switchgrass.
My third prediction: Sarah definitely won't be returning the clothes.
Anyway, if you want to get thoughts of Palin out of your mind, then just watch this video and see my phat walking skeelz! Notice how I get a bit cocky the second time around and pay the price on my lower lip :( Ugh, did I just use an emoticon? Bad habit to start this young...
Love,
Spencer
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Monday, November 3, 2008
And so it begins.
Friday, October 31, 2008
Later, Nader
We're down to the last few days, and one thing is becoming more and more clear: Ralph Nader will not be our next President. This may come as a shock to some of you who were thinking that the election was kind of like final jeopardy, where the competitor with $500 can still win by betting zero if the two leaders with $15,000 each bet everything and get the question wrong. Sorry, Ralph. I think your descent into political oblivion will be unsafe at any speed.
But let's not get too cocky, fellow BBBers. We need to get out the vote! So crawl at top speed to your nearest polling place...and bring your parents along to make sure someone legal actually does the voting. But if you see mom or dad putting their fingers on any name that doesn't rhyme with Mobama, start screaming bloody murder!
My grandma and grandpa Weinberg visited this weekend! They haven't seen me in a couple of months, and weren't they surprised to see me shaving already! Ok, maybe not. Teeth probably come before stubble. But what a great time! I pulled out my new favorite shirt to surprise them...how's this picture to blow your generational mind:
Proud to be a Weinberg! Greatest...shirt...ever!
My parents got me this totally cool present - a radio flyer walking wagon! I have to admit that I don't like to walk very much -
I'm working hard to perfect my crawl first - but I LOVE being pushed around in the wagon.
My friend Kiley came over tonight and even she took a turn pretending to push me! Ah, the life. Next time she'd better bring grapes to feed me while I lounge around!
Oh, did I mention that I'm taking swimming classes? Don't get too excited - it's pretty much singing songs and spinning around while my feet happen to be in the water. It's not like I'm swimming laps! But I love being in the pool, provided I'm not drinking from it, which can sometimes be an issue. My parents haven't dunked my head in the water yet, but I have a feeling that's coming in the next couple of weeks, so I'm saving up an especially scary scream to freak them out when that happens!
One more thing - I love to swing at the playground - but does it make me strange that I love having my hat thrown in my face? Listen to how I go into a giggling fit every time there's a direct hit!
Big election day on Tuesday!! What am I going to do with myself when this is all over? I'll probably have to gear up to start mocking Palin for her 2012 run...I hope my parents wash my mouth out with soap just for thinking that. Ugh!
Love.
Spencer
But let's not get too cocky, fellow BBBers. We need to get out the vote! So crawl at top speed to your nearest polling place...and bring your parents along to make sure someone legal actually does the voting. But if you see mom or dad putting their fingers on any name that doesn't rhyme with Mobama, start screaming bloody murder!
My grandma and grandpa Weinberg visited this weekend! They haven't seen me in a couple of months, and weren't they surprised to see me shaving already! Ok, maybe not. Teeth probably come before stubble. But what a great time! I pulled out my new favorite shirt to surprise them...how's this picture to blow your generational mind:
Proud to be a Weinberg! Greatest...shirt...ever!
My parents got me this totally cool present - a radio flyer walking wagon! I have to admit that I don't like to walk very much -
I'm working hard to perfect my crawl first - but I LOVE being pushed around in the wagon.
My friend Kiley came over tonight and even she took a turn pretending to push me! Ah, the life. Next time she'd better bring grapes to feed me while I lounge around!
Oh, did I mention that I'm taking swimming classes? Don't get too excited - it's pretty much singing songs and spinning around while my feet happen to be in the water. It's not like I'm swimming laps! But I love being in the pool, provided I'm not drinking from it, which can sometimes be an issue. My parents haven't dunked my head in the water yet, but I have a feeling that's coming in the next couple of weeks, so I'm saving up an especially scary scream to freak them out when that happens!
One more thing - I love to swing at the playground - but does it make me strange that I love having my hat thrown in my face? Listen to how I go into a giggling fit every time there's a direct hit!
Big election day on Tuesday!! What am I going to do with myself when this is all over? I'll probably have to gear up to start mocking Palin for her 2012 run...I hope my parents wash my mouth out with soap just for thinking that. Ugh!
Love.
Spencer
Happy Halloween from The Flash!
He's a miracle!
Savior of the Universe!
He'll save every one of us! But he sometimes gets thirsty and needs his sippycup.
By the way, yes, my dad brought his ipod speakers and blasted the Queen song "Flash" while we walked around the neighborhood. Someone pointed at me and said, "hey, that kid has his own theme song!" Word.
I loved this couple! Sarah the hockey mom and Joe the plumber. I'm surprised I only saw one of these.
Happy halloween! When can I eat candy??
Love,
Spencer
Savior of the Universe!
He'll save every one of us! But he sometimes gets thirsty and needs his sippycup.
By the way, yes, my dad brought his ipod speakers and blasted the Queen song "Flash" while we walked around the neighborhood. Someone pointed at me and said, "hey, that kid has his own theme song!" Word.
I loved this couple! Sarah the hockey mom and Joe the plumber. I'm surprised I only saw one of these.
Happy halloween! When can I eat candy??
Love,
Spencer
Monday, October 27, 2008
"Dada" leads by 34 points in Oct 27 Spencer/Zogby Baby Poll
In partnership with Ziggy Zogby (no relation to the actual polling guy) I just finished the first ever presidential election poll of babies aged 6 to 12 months. We did fisher price phone interviews with 2,500 babies nationwide from a cross-section of income, weight and teething status.
And it was a landslide. The results (which no doubt will be on DailyKos tomorrow...):
Dada: 57%
Baba: 23%
Bbbb: 7%
Obama: 6%
Undecided: 5%
Kucinich: 1%
Palin: 1%
We found it interesting that McCain received zero votes in our poll, probably because babies assumed someone that old must already be dead. But Sarah Palin did receive a total of 2 votes from Alaskan Inuit infants who stated they believe that Palin has some choice breasts that yield ambrosia mixed by Zeus himself
OK, so as promised here are a few more pictures.
Here's me and my friend Kiley having some lunch. We're so messy. I swear we don't actually eat the spoons...but we love to chew on them.
Here I am inspecting a fake stove with my parents' friend Amy, who came to visit me!
And here I am learning to play the xylophone!
Wheeeee! Have you seen anything so cute? I'm so conceited!
Love,
Spencer
And it was a landslide. The results (which no doubt will be on DailyKos tomorrow...):
Dada: 57%
Baba: 23%
Bbbb: 7%
Obama: 6%
Undecided: 5%
Kucinich: 1%
Palin: 1%
We found it interesting that McCain received zero votes in our poll, probably because babies assumed someone that old must already be dead. But Sarah Palin did receive a total of 2 votes from Alaskan Inuit infants who stated they believe that Palin has some choice breasts that yield ambrosia mixed by Zeus himself
OK, so as promised here are a few more pictures.
Here's me and my friend Kiley having some lunch. We're so messy. I swear we don't actually eat the spoons...but we love to chew on them.
Here I am inspecting a fake stove with my parents' friend Amy, who came to visit me!
And here I am learning to play the xylophone!
Wheeeee! Have you seen anything so cute? I'm so conceited!
Love,
Spencer
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Brilliant.
You must check out this link. Shout out to my big cousins Carie and Lizzie for finding this...
http://www.cnnbcvideo.com/index.html?nid=SJ9Uo.h2P4E.a4V4s4in_zQ1OTg2NDU-&referred_by=11477186-LG9hJox
Love,
Spencer
http://www.cnnbcvideo.com/index.html?nid=SJ9Uo.h2P4E.a4V4s4in_zQ1OTg2NDU-&referred_by=11477186-LG9hJox
Love,
Spencer
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Palin in charge of the Senate? Say it ain't so, Joe.
It's official. One of the two vice presidential candidates is officially a moron, and it's not Joe Biden. And the veep candidates for the crazy minor-party candidates don't count in this quiz. I can bet you that Ted Kennedy had a Dunkin' Donuts-induced heart attack when he heard the news that Sarah Palin said that she'd be his boss if McCain won. Of course, then he remembered his 3rd grade constitution class and realized she 's whacked. Apparently at Sarah's 3rd grade civics class, they spent too much time teaching about how the 2nd amendment (right to bear arms) was added so that early Americans could defend themselves against velociraptors. She probably also believes that Americans have the right to remove the arms from actual grizzly bears and do whatever they want with them. A little free investment advice: if Palin wins, invest in bear prosthetics. This comes from a baby who, because his father has been too lazy to set up a 529 plan yet, didn't lose a penny in the market crash. So you can trust me more than that mad money nut Jim Cramer.
You'll notice in the upper right hand corner of my website a bunch of my favorite links. One of them is the UVA sports page. Today UVA's football team upset ranked Georgia Tech for their 4th straight victory, puting them at the top of the standings in the ACC's coastal division. This is a team that a month ago was destroyed by both UConn and Duke - I'm not talking basketball here! - and now they can't lose. Now I'm not deluded enough to believe that UVA's team is any good - they're in the ACC, after all, and the ACC is just terrible this year. But for all you UVA fans out there, this is the exact REVERSE of what we expect from the Wahoos - start out 7-0 and THEN collapse to end the season. It's exciting but frustrating. Wouldn't surprise me if UVA won every game to finish the season, and then look back and realize they should have been 11-1, with the only loss to USC.
For anyone who is not a UVA football fan, my apologies for boring you with that missive.
Oh, a little bit about the star of the blog: me. I'm eating lots of different foods these days - ground turkey, whole wheat pasta, lentils, pluots, eggs, you name it. But I'm clearly a normal American boy. I just don't like broccoli, just like George Bush 1 (please let this be the only comparison anyone ever makes between me and a George Bush). Here's my dad trying to pull one over on me by trying to sneak broccoli into my mouth when I was enjoying some yummy pears. You may need to watch this a couple of times to truly understand my annoyance at my dad feeding me something I so obviously dislike...
I'll post a bit more tomorrow when I can upload some more photos of myself...
Love,
Spencer
You'll notice in the upper right hand corner of my website a bunch of my favorite links. One of them is the UVA sports page. Today UVA's football team upset ranked Georgia Tech for their 4th straight victory, puting them at the top of the standings in the ACC's coastal division. This is a team that a month ago was destroyed by both UConn and Duke - I'm not talking basketball here! - and now they can't lose. Now I'm not deluded enough to believe that UVA's team is any good - they're in the ACC, after all, and the ACC is just terrible this year. But for all you UVA fans out there, this is the exact REVERSE of what we expect from the Wahoos - start out 7-0 and THEN collapse to end the season. It's exciting but frustrating. Wouldn't surprise me if UVA won every game to finish the season, and then look back and realize they should have been 11-1, with the only loss to USC.
For anyone who is not a UVA football fan, my apologies for boring you with that missive.
Oh, a little bit about the star of the blog: me. I'm eating lots of different foods these days - ground turkey, whole wheat pasta, lentils, pluots, eggs, you name it. But I'm clearly a normal American boy. I just don't like broccoli, just like George Bush 1 (please let this be the only comparison anyone ever makes between me and a George Bush). Here's my dad trying to pull one over on me by trying to sneak broccoli into my mouth when I was enjoying some yummy pears. You may need to watch this a couple of times to truly understand my annoyance at my dad feeding me something I so obviously dislike...
I'll post a bit more tomorrow when I can upload some more photos of myself...
Love,
Spencer
Thursday, October 16, 2008
My Big Day!
You know what today is? It's October 16th. I'm 9 months old!
"So what?" you might say. "Spencer, are you going to celebrate your birthday every month for the rest of your life?"
My response: Yes. Mom and dad, start thinking up lots of presents. Throw in 8 days of Hannukah, Arbor Day and the Chinese New Year, and I'll be getting PS3 games pretty much every other day.
Quick side note: you know what my favorite holiday is? Japan's "Respect for the Aged Day." I'm not making this holiday up - it's held the third Monday of September. I mailed out cards to many of you, but if you didn't get them, feel free to blame the US Postal Service, which still doesn't have a mandatory retirement age.
Anyway, back to the point of my blog today...this birthday is especially important.
Let this blow your mind for a second: As of yesterday, I'd spent the majority of my existence inside my Mom. But today, I've been outside more than inside. I'm an outdoor baby! A mini-citizen of the outside world!
What does this mean?
1. I've now breathed more air than amniotic fluid. So my gills are probably gone by now.
2. I've now eaten more food through my mouth than through my belly button (although let's be honest - some still gets into my belly button)
3. I've now heard more beatles and beethoven direct from the ipod speakers than muffled through the earphones my dad used to put around my mom's belly
4. When I kick and punch, I can hurt my mom in more places than just her uterus. But I would never do that! I love my mom!
It's an amazing feeling to be an outside baby. I was born at 8lbs., 1oz and 21 inches. As of my doctor's visit yesterday, I'm 21lbs, 4oz (quite the little chubster) and 29 inches. I'm almost half as tall as my mom! Then again, she's terribly short, so that's not such a...dare I say...tall order?
So what do I like the most about the outside world that I couldn't experience about the inside world? That's easy - breast milk. But a close second is following the presidential election!
I'm so sad that last night's debate was the last debate. I really enjoyed the 4 debates (including the veep debate) - not just the event itself but also the anticipation, and watching the CNN pundits score the debates like olympic figure skating judges. It's fun to mock David Gergen for falling asleep and Bill Bennett for being loopy.
I was so proud of Barack last night. He slapped McCain in the face...verbally of course...when McCain wouldn't end the Ayers discussion with the killer line (I'm paraphrasing here) "All this distraction says more about your campaign than it does about me." Then McCain continued pressing the issue! Maybe he didn't hear the remark. Maybe he was thinking about whether he put his dentures in the Efferdent back on the bus. But he appeared so clueless after that.
The other thing I loved was that Barack didn't take the bait when the moderator (who was the best of any of the debates) asked whether the veep candidates were qualified to be President. He could have launched into all of the issues - rape kits, abuse of power, witch doctors, ducking the media, you name it. But he stayed above the fray. Clearly, getting into her experience would have given an opportunity for a McCain one-liner response, like "I'd take her over you" or something silly like that. But it just goes to show how sharp and thoughtful Obama is. The guy just gets it.
Now that I'm an outside citizen, I do desperately hope that I'll be able to vote. ACORN came by the other day and registered me - for the Babytarian party, of course. But I'm not sure that was kosher. Especially because I also saw Boutros-Boutros Ghali and the sign for Prince on the registration list. But it's a first step. Some day!
Anyway, I'm excited to be 9 months old. Happy Outside Day to my friend Kiley, too - she was born the same day as me! Here we are playing together a few days ago.
Aren't these next 2 the absolute cutest pictures ever? I'm so conceited!!!
Love,
Spencer
"So what?" you might say. "Spencer, are you going to celebrate your birthday every month for the rest of your life?"
My response: Yes. Mom and dad, start thinking up lots of presents. Throw in 8 days of Hannukah, Arbor Day and the Chinese New Year, and I'll be getting PS3 games pretty much every other day.
Quick side note: you know what my favorite holiday is? Japan's "Respect for the Aged Day." I'm not making this holiday up - it's held the third Monday of September. I mailed out cards to many of you, but if you didn't get them, feel free to blame the US Postal Service, which still doesn't have a mandatory retirement age.
Anyway, back to the point of my blog today...this birthday is especially important.
Let this blow your mind for a second: As of yesterday, I'd spent the majority of my existence inside my Mom. But today, I've been outside more than inside. I'm an outdoor baby! A mini-citizen of the outside world!
What does this mean?
1. I've now breathed more air than amniotic fluid. So my gills are probably gone by now.
2. I've now eaten more food through my mouth than through my belly button (although let's be honest - some still gets into my belly button)
3. I've now heard more beatles and beethoven direct from the ipod speakers than muffled through the earphones my dad used to put around my mom's belly
4. When I kick and punch, I can hurt my mom in more places than just her uterus. But I would never do that! I love my mom!
It's an amazing feeling to be an outside baby. I was born at 8lbs., 1oz and 21 inches. As of my doctor's visit yesterday, I'm 21lbs, 4oz (quite the little chubster) and 29 inches. I'm almost half as tall as my mom! Then again, she's terribly short, so that's not such a...dare I say...tall order?
So what do I like the most about the outside world that I couldn't experience about the inside world? That's easy - breast milk. But a close second is following the presidential election!
I'm so sad that last night's debate was the last debate. I really enjoyed the 4 debates (including the veep debate) - not just the event itself but also the anticipation, and watching the CNN pundits score the debates like olympic figure skating judges. It's fun to mock David Gergen for falling asleep and Bill Bennett for being loopy.
I was so proud of Barack last night. He slapped McCain in the face...verbally of course...when McCain wouldn't end the Ayers discussion with the killer line (I'm paraphrasing here) "All this distraction says more about your campaign than it does about me." Then McCain continued pressing the issue! Maybe he didn't hear the remark. Maybe he was thinking about whether he put his dentures in the Efferdent back on the bus. But he appeared so clueless after that.
The other thing I loved was that Barack didn't take the bait when the moderator (who was the best of any of the debates) asked whether the veep candidates were qualified to be President. He could have launched into all of the issues - rape kits, abuse of power, witch doctors, ducking the media, you name it. But he stayed above the fray. Clearly, getting into her experience would have given an opportunity for a McCain one-liner response, like "I'd take her over you" or something silly like that. But it just goes to show how sharp and thoughtful Obama is. The guy just gets it.
Now that I'm an outside citizen, I do desperately hope that I'll be able to vote. ACORN came by the other day and registered me - for the Babytarian party, of course. But I'm not sure that was kosher. Especially because I also saw Boutros-Boutros Ghali and the sign for Prince on the registration list. But it's a first step. Some day!
Anyway, I'm excited to be 9 months old. Happy Outside Day to my friend Kiley, too - she was born the same day as me! Here we are playing together a few days ago.
Aren't these next 2 the absolute cutest pictures ever? I'm so conceited!!!
Love,
Spencer
I am Joe the Plumber
Sunday, October 12, 2008
The Great Pumpkin
With all the turmoil in the markets, it felt fantastic to take a weekend and just feel normal. But let's be serious - it's not like the failure of Wamu or Lehman impacts the day-to-day life of an 8-month-old. I just like to sound dramatic about a trip to the pumpkin patch.
I'm not kidding. My parents took me pumpkin picking, or as Sarah Palin calls it: "Punkin Pickin." This probably will come as a shock to many of you. There are a few activities that a family of Jews can be reliably expected not to undertake. Eating casserole, for one. Watching mixed martial arts is a good example as well. Easter egg hunt - definitely no. And pumpkin picking? I'll just say that we were the only wandering Hebrews in the county.
But I have to say - at the risk of having my circumcision revoked (ouch!) - that it was a lot of fun. Pumpkins are big and orange and they are outstanding at helping me stand up. Here are a few pictures to give you a sense...
What's with my dad rubbing his nose on his sleeve here? The pumpkin stem has an underrated taste.
This one's more my size. Insert your own picture caption according to your personal threshold for suggestiveness.
Time to go on a ride with my pumpkin friends!
Boo! I'm a skeleton!
Just a note: the final presidential debate is on Wednesday night. It won't be a town hall style debate, so that means no McCain wandering around the stage looking for his lost kitten. But I can assure you I'll be watching...
Love,
Spencer
I'm not kidding. My parents took me pumpkin picking, or as Sarah Palin calls it: "Punkin Pickin." This probably will come as a shock to many of you. There are a few activities that a family of Jews can be reliably expected not to undertake. Eating casserole, for one. Watching mixed martial arts is a good example as well. Easter egg hunt - definitely no. And pumpkin picking? I'll just say that we were the only wandering Hebrews in the county.
But I have to say - at the risk of having my circumcision revoked (ouch!) - that it was a lot of fun. Pumpkins are big and orange and they are outstanding at helping me stand up. Here are a few pictures to give you a sense...
What's with my dad rubbing his nose on his sleeve here? The pumpkin stem has an underrated taste.
This one's more my size. Insert your own picture caption according to your personal threshold for suggestiveness.
Time to go on a ride with my pumpkin friends!
Boo! I'm a skeleton!
Just a note: the final presidential debate is on Wednesday night. It won't be a town hall style debate, so that means no McCain wandering around the stage looking for his lost kitten. But I can assure you I'll be watching...
Love,
Spencer
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